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jakesnakex t1_j6lmp9y wrote
Bro down bad
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IcyShadows_ t1_j6lo292 wrote
And it begins.
PM_ur_Rump t1_j6lpilt wrote
::swats with newspaper::
NArcadia11 t1_j6lq40t wrote
What the fuck are you talking about lol
JimmiRustle t1_j6lr0rf wrote
Dude, relax it’s a joke. Read the /u/
Randomidk32189 t1_j6lrzx8 wrote
Why are all the original comments negative lol
buttlickka t1_j6lrzza wrote
From butt crack to front crack!
dragonflameXYZ t1_j6ls2tb wrote
Yes, but no
dragonflameXYZ t1_j6ls4o9 wrote
Did u get a new pair of jean while u were there?
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Zoutaleaux t1_j6lxuht wrote
This is embarrassing, but not a big deal. Those kids are fine. Assuming they noticed they probably thought it was funny if anything. I wouldn't worry about it too much. All you need to worry about is making sure have pants with enough structural integrity to handle your cake going forward.
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_PlaZma t1_j6lz8g3 wrote
I mean you were wearing underwear. On top of that I’m sure they’ll forget about it.
Extension_Guess_1308 t1_j6lzo5g wrote
"butt but"!
rayyan9087 t1_j6m1fbu wrote
First fapworthy TIFU of the day not a bad start
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Wildeyewilly t1_j6m3nkh wrote
I thought that I had everybody on my side,
Bertensgrad t1_j6m6h1r wrote
You probably made those kids week laughing their heads off at someone pants ripping like a cartoon. Too bad you didn’t have underwear with hearts on.
axebodyspraytester t1_j6m7i12 wrote
Same thing happened to me once. I was late for work and as I jumped off the bus my belt loop snagged a hand rail and ripped the front right side of my pants right off. I was going commando as well I picked up the front of my pants leg and ran to my office and I had to ask a girl I worked with to take me to buy some pants. She was really sweet about it and didn't tell anyone about it but she did get a peek at the goods. She said I really shouldn't go to work commando like that .
CheckRaiseMe t1_j6m8lym wrote
You shouldn't worry about it. You just gave those kids a happy memory that will last a lifetime.
IveBinChickenYouOut t1_j6ma11k wrote
Wow I never heard of a pet shop that sold Chocolate Starfish before...
manielos t1_j6mbo42 wrote
how i visualized it before reading you're a woman
Othun t1_j6mcvu2 wrote
Nothing worse could have happened to him lol
manielos t1_j6menmy wrote
i almost heard that #FLOP!
aaronhereee t1_j6mf9zz wrote
w-was that his..?
xpxsquirrel t1_j6mka3z wrote
I'm sorry if underwear was on not sure how many flashing took place
Bossanova87 t1_j6mkiue wrote
"I flashed the fish"
Initially I thought this was a bold proclamation and a pretty hilarious nickname, but had to reread it again. I like my version better! lol
phred_666 t1_j6mrv8n wrote
If anything, the kids probably had a SpongeBob flashback to the episode of him ripping his pants over and over.
DSDantas t1_j6mst7z wrote
I know it's pretty common on this sub but the exaggerated use of "tifu poetry" these days is making me cringe.
Over-Consideration67 t1_j6mt3ps wrote
“Be true to yourself don’t miss your chance and you won’t end up like the fool who ripppeedds hiiiisss paaaannntttttssss*
Live action SpongeBob
LittleHiLittleLo t1_j6mzgpy wrote
Did...Did you have underwear on?
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wastingM3time t1_j6n1bjm wrote
Yes that was his balls dropping 😂
Arnold729 t1_j6n3hyq wrote
Did your mom laugh?
CommunicationEast623 t1_j6n7x7u wrote
The worst that could happen to those kids is laugh too hard
[deleted] OP t1_j6ndyfh wrote
nah not a fu, in this situation the kids see YOU as the embarrassed one so no harm done! They probably have a laugh abt it with their family
JoachimG t1_j6nnh87 wrote
Perhaps a dad or 2 too.
Individual-Relation1 t1_j6nwgzz wrote
Bro what does this have to do with anything
Cluff_Daddy t1_j6nxan8 wrote
Some lady in a skirt accidentally mooned me when I was 7. I proceeded to point and yell "Mom look at that lady's butt!" While cackling hysterically. The kids will be fine. If anything, they have a funny story to tell their friends
ConnFlab t1_j6o1wot wrote
If they even noticed they probably would have found it funny, we used to think that shit was hilarious in school, even if it happened to you lmao. Slightly embarrassing but still funny.
Hercusleaze t1_j6o57js wrote
She addressed this in the post
Merseemee t1_j6oar9b wrote
Flashfish sounds like a Megaman villain with a banging boss theme.
Bossanova87 t1_j6obfpz wrote
"I need that POWER!"
I'm here for it.
Snufflefugs t1_j6of0ud wrote
I (M) had a similar issue in front of my 11 year old sisters sleepover. Luckily nothing fell out.
pyroagg t1_j6og8bv wrote
I’ve ripped numerous pants and shorts. Now I only buy “athletic fit” leg wear. Now if it rips it’s just a small slow tear instead of a dramatic surprise for all to see.
wyvern-rider t1_j6ow4zx wrote
Pretty sure the (21f) was at the begining of the post, how did you have a visual prior?
shaggypoo t1_j6p1sb6 wrote
The title….
Puzzleheaded_Age6550 t1_j6pem28 wrote
I think that's the name of my new band.
Bossanova87 t1_j6pgdaf wrote
And you'll have a group of middle-aged men following your tours around the country, far longer than any of your music has been relevant. Those'll be your golden years!
JimmiRustle t1_j6llims wrote
Pics or it didn’t happen. Welcome to the internet.