TIFU by leaving my coffee in the car

Submitted by MommaSunshine212 t3_10p7nyj in tifu

Obligatory this happened a few days ago. Husband and I got coffee while running some errands. Met my mom for breakfast, left coffee in the truck. When we were done, the coffee was still warm so I thought “fuck yeah” and drank it because it was really good coffee. I quickly realized there was something in my mouth that wasn’t coffee. As my husband is parking in the Walmart parking lot, I realize it’s a dead spider. That was in my mouth. Cue freak out. I jump out of the truck gagging and spitting coffee everywhere. In the hubbub, my phone fell out of my pocket and hit the ground, shattering one of the camera lenses.

Tldr: left coffee in the truck, where a spider must have thought it would make for a lovely swim. Drank said coffee, got spider in my mouth, freaked out and broke my phone.

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N180ARX t1_j6iu8fm wrote

Lucky you're not in Australia. Probably would have died 😂

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medicff t1_j6j0jec wrote

I’ve had a similar experience. But it was a bottle of coke and my brother used it as a spitter and ashtray

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Kontrika t1_j6jlqgp wrote

Did you at least taste the spider? Cats don’t seem to like how they taste

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microtramp t1_j6kuull wrote

I once inhaled a live spider into my throat through a snorkel. Definitely unnerving.

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76_iron t1_j6ldh34 wrote

On many phones it's not too hard to change the camera lens.

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