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pobody t1_j65gzi3 wrote
News flash, teenagers are horny and jerk off. You're not the first, last, or special.
Acting like it's some horrible thing is the cringe.
MSGRiley t1_j65hl09 wrote
Maybe I can interest you in a book given to me by the Catholic titled "You're a sinner and that's pure evil coming out of you."
Your brother was probably masturbating and thinking the same thing. Dude.... chill. All dudes masturbate. Everyone knows it.
Try not to be disgusting about it and you're fine. Like, don't Louis CK anyone or anything, just try to have some discretion.
Flamingotough t1_j65jkdm wrote
Is that book title supposed to motivate me to expel as much pure evil as I can?
MSGRiley t1_j65liev wrote
As I understand it, that is exactly what it has done for many a young man.
AcrobaticSource3 t1_j66lpfb wrote
He doesn’t know about it, he was too focused on masturbating in his bed next to yours at the same time.
TuckerCarlsonsOhface t1_j65vimh wrote
If Keanu Reeves in the movie Parenthood taught me anything it’s that “that’s what little dudes do”.
wmciner1 t1_j65hpds wrote
Look man, teenagers masturbate all the time. Guys hammer on it, girls rub it out, it happens. It's not a huge deal. Shit almost everyone has a story about being caught or almost caught by their parents from their high school years.
And you're not the first person to do something stupid because you're horny. Ultimately, he either didn't know or has chosen to ignore it since he hasn't acted differently around you. Don't like do it again, but it's not the end of the world.