Submitted by HelpMePlz52 t3_10k3feb in tifu
ellilaamamaalille t1_j5ofygd wrote
I am a man and I have a dick. It is my dick but it is a normal dick. It is not the biggest or smallest. It is not a dick to take a pic and sent to anybody.
EvilDairyQueen t1_j5p3wc1 wrote
I thought you'd adapted the Rifleman's creed for a second there.
the whole " This is my rifle. There are many like it, but this one is mine."
which FYI - is well worth a read when rifle is replaced with Penis.
Otherwise-Affect-997 t1_j5s2win wrote
WITHOUT MY RIFLE I AM NOTHING!!
Matt0071895 t1_j5pwu8c wrote
Isn’t that just the old Marine (and possibly Army) chant of “This one’s my rifle, this one’s my gun. This one’s for fighting, this one’s for fun” anyway?
Soggy-Ad-4210 t1_j5s17uz wrote
That’s from the movie Full Metal Jacket
Matt0071895 t1_j5xc26c wrote
The phrase is older than that. It dates back to 1942, maybe before, and was published in a book called “Battle Cry” by Leon Uris in 1953. “Full Metal Jacket” didn’t come out until 1987
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