piotrrasputin344 t1_j68u3as wrote on January 28, 2023 at 4:00 PM

Reply to comment by ShannonsParade in TIFU by going above and beyond for a civilian drug screening and showing too much skin. by [deleted]

I always just ask if pooping is okay before, just in case I have to.

[deleted] OP t1_j68utbd wrote on January 28, 2023 at 4:05 PM

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piotrrasputin344 t1_j68w3qj wrote on January 28, 2023 at 4:14 PM

I mean, why not just take your shirt off? Seems like it would be easier if I'm already pooping.

[deleted] OP t1_j690eff wrote on January 28, 2023 at 4:44 PM

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Ancient_Klutz t1_j6a43z2 wrote on January 28, 2023 at 9:15 PM

I cannot get over this belly button thing for some reason it has me in stitches - I'm imagining all of these tough nut men just lifting their shirts up like they're Winnie the pooh 🤣

Tay0214 t1_j6aarq4 wrote on January 28, 2023 at 10:02 PM

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[deleted] OP t1_j6a7s7l wrote on January 28, 2023 at 9:41 PM

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zombiep00 t1_j6a8mfv wrote on January 28, 2023 at 9:47 PM

Now I'm imagining all these tough nut Navy men with their shirts above their bellybutton, each getting a finger poked into their belly making them do the Pillsbury "Hmhmmm!" laugh lol

FragilousSpectunkery t1_j6a9pt6 wrote on January 28, 2023 at 9:55 PM

You'd think there were some other way to determine if a person was consuming drugs...