Wtf did I just read.

I’m sure we’ve all had this happen at one time or another.

i mean i understand ehy people think feet are sexy but would u mind explaining what is nice about sticking somenthing in ur dick? or the pee hole of your vag vag

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So. Being a person who has actually catheterized people, I'm going to choose to believe that you are absolutely not telling the truth. In the event that you are telling the truth, you should know that what you are doing is absolutely going to cause you infection, scarring, and perhaps incontinence.

So get some help.

The biggest FU was reading this.

what a time to be on reddit

There needs to be a REGRET tag.

Amen.

I have photo proof and have had no issues. Whenever I read people complaining about catheters on reddit I just can't relate. sounding was so easy for me

Good luck. Try not to die.

Somehow the strangest part of this for me is the idea that you have foreceps in your kitchen... So I'm hoping you mean tongs. Please be so careful with the sounding, I'm not an expert, but that's a scary degree of penetration and stretching. Even if you choose to later have gender confirmation surgery, you'll still need those parts to stay intact.

How did you fit a literal metal straw into your female urethra?!?! I’m not here to kink shame at all but GODDAMN HOW?!?!

Holy fuck this is so fucked up. I've never heard of an AFAB person doing this (not that it's healthy for a penis either). Jesus Christ that's dangerous

I'm here to kink shame. Some kinks should be shamed if physically attempted. People can't necessarily control what thoughts get them off, but some things should stay in your head.

This is fucking sick. How can you fit a METAL STRAW in your pee hole?? I CAN BARELY SEE MY PEE HOLE. SEEK HELP.

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This is a fine example of I'm not kink shaming im kink asking why/how

>Open Reddit while on the can

>First post I see in my feed is this

>That's enough Reddit for today

I'm impressed, this is a new record for me

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Fiction

Good point. I feel getting a kidney stone would be easier and give the same “pleasure.” Also a lot less awkward if you end up in the ER

Same 🥴🥴🥴

How do you even come up with some wack bs like this? Is this like the new AI art, but with short stories?

Edit: yea they weren’t lying. I was unfortunately blessed with proof. I asked, it wasn’t unsolicited lol

It’s a good thing you made this up. That was a close one.

Image making up some complete bs for some internet strangers. And for what? This is cancer. You’re cancer.

Can you please shut up

want the pictures?

I will literally send you pictures if you want im not making this up lol

…I’m down. Send some freaky mtf/ftm shit.

sent in chat, vouch for me that I'm not lying lmao

the women of r/sounding are my heroes

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u/postedUpOnTheBlock has the evidence and will hopefully vouch for me lol. making this up for reddit would be more cringe than actually doing it

I saw it with my own eyes. It’s real and makes sense now :(

Yeah you’re def not lying. Wtf