Moved into a house. Roomie calls me downstairs because she wanted to go out the basement door because she cant get it open.

I give it a yank. Nope, its closed. But the way it moves -

I wordlessly reach over and slide a little gate lock open thats clearly visible just above the knob and open the door. Total time spent: 5 seconds.

She facepalmed so hard, all i could say was "man, i wish all my problems were that easy to solve."