Submitted by Sarcastic-pickle2 t3_ztdk98 in tifu
Sarcastic-pickle2 OP t1_j1d3dwq wrote
Reply to comment by Adolf_Einstein_007 in TIFU (update) by sleeping with my aunts ex by Sarcastic-pickle2
I don't know how to find the link but here is the post
My aunt and her ex boyfriend broke up a few months ago. I thought they were done. They had some really bad fights and decided to end things. I always thought he was hot but I never said or did anything but after they broke up I thought why not? We only did it once. After a while they got back together. I didn't think much of it but now they are fcking engaged. My aunt doesn't know about us and it's so fcking weird for him to be my uncle. He is literally avoiding me and everyone is getting suspicious about why we can't even stay in the same room. If my aunt finds out she is gonna hate me
Btw I'm 18 he is 31
TL;DR : I slept with my aunts ex thinking they were done but now they are back together and are engaged. My aunt doesn't know and if she finds out she is gonna hate me and probably break up with him again
OkVolume1 t1_j1dfn3x wrote
31 should never go into 18. That's not good math.
[deleted] t1_j1dq054 wrote
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XavierHigdon t1_j1e82rs wrote
It fits half way.
AjahnAnarchy t1_j1ehtw1 wrote
This does not look good on the 40k community, bruh.
XavierHigdon t1_j1ft8q4 wrote
You some kind of stalker?
AjahnAnarchy t1_j1fupg1 wrote
You some kind of pervert?
XavierHigdon t1_j1fvc1g wrote
No. Unlike many of the people here, I don't fetishize age. I don't need weird rules containing algebraic equations to avoid fucking kids. I just don't find kids attractive. Unlike the people downvoting me, apparently.
AjahnAnarchy t1_j1g0wrw wrote
You made a joke about it. Maybe that’s why?
XavierHigdon t1_j1g2ujw wrote
So they fuck kids, but think jokes are too far? Their priorities are all fucked up.
ironcam7 t1_j1ez332 wrote
I thought it was agreed upon that half your age plus 7 was the standard
Cindexxx t1_j1fcr71 wrote
Just a couple more years and my wife and I are good! Lol
Rusty1031 t1_j1ei36c wrote
Just…please make good decisions for yourself or you’ll never be happy. You’re worth so much more than you think you are.
skylerz0z t1_j1ghhbo wrote
may i ask how old your aunt is?
Sarcastic-pickle2 OP t1_j1gipla wrote
32
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