TIFU By answering the phone with “whore”

Submitted by SunnyGirl_TF2 t3_zzjyfn in tifu

For context I’m currently on a cruise with my fiancé and a bunch of my family. About 20-30 minutes before the incident, my sister had called my room phone. When she and I call each other, we’ll jokingly call each other fuckers, or asshole, or whatever. I’m sure you can tell where this is going…

I got a call on the room phone, it’s almost 10:00pm so I get up from my comfy bed to answer it. I pick up with a “What do you want whore?”

And some poor innocent lady responds with “uh, John?”

I of course apologize profusely and explain that I thought my sister was calling, and she just said “I guess I called the wrong room.” And hung up.

That’s it, nothing huge although the lady called again but I let it go to voicemail because I was already in bed again. I couldn’t stop laughing and woke my poor fiancé as a result.

TL:DR I answered the phone with “what do you want whore” thinking it was my sister but it was some poor lady trying to call John.

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Khakikadet t1_j2c1t54 wrote

That'd a fair response at that hour. You are forgiven.

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OhNoTheDawnPatrol t1_j2c1thd wrote

How did she dial the wrong number again after the incident? I'd say the caller fucked up more.

Unless the caller likes getting called names like that, in which case you just missed out on making a very special new friend.

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AcrobaticSource3 t1_j2c23kw wrote

I like being called dirty names because I’m a bad girl, can you tell me your number?

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SunnyGirl_TF2 OP t1_j2c2c5i wrote

Replying to OhNoTheDawnPatrol (#1,209,543)

I think it has to do with the fact that some room numbers were changed last minute, there was a family that tried entering our room the first day and we had to explain to them that they have a new room, so maybe it stemmed from that? She may have had the original room number written down wrong or something.

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raz0rflea t1_j2c2oi0 wrote

This is hilarious, that poor lady hahahaha

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tangcameo t1_j2c5n5s wrote

Say it like Mr Burns

Awhore whore!

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Prinzka t1_j2c5stk wrote

Why are you asleep at 10pm on a cruise?

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Zahrad70 t1_j2c7o8o wrote

Uh-huh. A lady calls looking for “John” and you call her a whore.

…

Where is the story, here, exactly?

(Edit: typo)

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DwellerInIce t1_j2d402m wrote

Barely a fuck-up since they didn't even know you to begin with.

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SunnyGirl_TF2 OP t1_j2daspu wrote

Replying to OhNoTheDawnPatrol (#1,209,888)

Lol! I liked your reason too, I mean if you want to be called names, start calling people late at night at their hotel/cruise room phones lol!

I mean it wasn’t all THAT late but I had to be up somewhat early the next day lol

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Topinambourg t1_j2eopar wrote

So your fiancé didn't wake up from the phone ringing twice, but from your laugh? Are you a seal?

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SunnyGirl_TF2 OP t1_j2f1lqt wrote

Replying to Topinambourg (#1,238,087)

I’m a very loud person… I could be sitting right next to a person and just my standard talking is loud af, but I’m working on it :D my fiancé is a deep sleeper and the phone wasn’t very loud.

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