TIFU By answering the phone with “whore”

Submitted by SunnyGirl_TF2 t3_zzjyfn in tifu

For context I’m currently on a cruise with my fiancé and a bunch of my family. About 20-30 minutes before the incident, my sister had called my room phone. When she and I call each other, we’ll jokingly call each other fuckers, or asshole, or whatever. I’m sure you can tell where this is going…

I got a call on the room phone, it’s almost 10:00pm so I get up from my comfy bed to answer it. I pick up with a “What do you want whore?”

And some poor innocent lady responds with “uh, John?”

I of course apologize profusely and explain that I thought my sister was calling, and she just said “I guess I called the wrong room.” And hung up.

That’s it, nothing huge although the lady called again but I let it go to voicemail because I was already in bed again. I couldn’t stop laughing and woke my poor fiancé as a result.

TL:DR I answered the phone with “what do you want whore” thinking it was my sister but it was some poor lady trying to call John.

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Khakikadet t1_j2c1t54 wrote

That'd a fair response at that hour. You are forgiven.

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basically_benny t1_j2db8t7 wrote

At that hour? Almost 10pm.. I can't remember the last time I've been in bed before 10

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Khakikadet t1_j2de6vk wrote

That's not a flex, I'm in bed at 9 every day.

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basically_benny t1_j2dfk7y wrote

It's not a flex, I just don't know many people who go to bed that early, especially on holidays.. My day is typically 8am-1am

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Sir_Daxus t1_j2djdpq wrote

Good for you buddy.

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basically_benny t1_j2e6ot2 wrote

It's not good, or bad? No need to patronise. I was just curious as to whether it's normal for people to consider 10pm late, or if op has a particularly early bed time...

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tenshp0ts t1_j2e7bu1 wrote

Haha, 'buddy': the token word of the loser in real life who enjoys being rude online for no apparent reason!

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Sir_Daxus t1_j2e8e83 wrote

Good to know friend, i will remove this word from my dictionary to avoid being rude online in the future, it's a useless word anyway.

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thisismytwacc t1_j2e72ry wrote

I'm 7am-midnight, I try to get the most out of my days after work before I turn my body off for a few hours and go back in!

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OhNoTheDawnPatrol t1_j2c1thd wrote

How did she dial the wrong number again after the incident? I'd say the caller fucked up more.

Unless the caller likes getting called names like that, in which case you just missed out on making a very special new friend.

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SunnyGirl_TF2 OP t1_j2c2c5i wrote

I think it has to do with the fact that some room numbers were changed last minute, there was a family that tried entering our room the first day and we had to explain to them that they have a new room, so maybe it stemmed from that? She may have had the original room number written down wrong or something.

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OhNoTheDawnPatrol t1_j2c2wv5 wrote

I prefer my explanation, but if you're gonna bring logic and reason into it... gif

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SunnyGirl_TF2 OP t1_j2daspu wrote

Lol! I liked your reason too, I mean if you want to be called names, start calling people late at night at their hotel/cruise room phones lol!

I mean it wasn’t all THAT late but I had to be up somewhat early the next day lol

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Ghostglitch07 t1_j2c59lg wrote

Might've called the second time thinking she must've misdialed.

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catscausetornadoes t1_j2dwubr wrote

Plot twist! She liked being called a whore and wanted more!

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Zentavius t1_j2eexe6 wrote

She was midway through double clicking her mouse the second time and just needed to hear it once more... you consigned that lady to the female equivalent of blue balls.

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AcrobaticSource3 t1_j2c23kw wrote

I like being called dirty names because I’m a bad girl, can you tell me your number?

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darpacheetos t1_j2c5l1h wrote

Lady on the other end: how does she know?

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Zahrad70 t1_j2c7o8o wrote

Uh-huh. A lady calls looking for “John” and you call her a whore.

…

Where is the story, here, exactly?

(Edit: typo)

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Trips-Over-Tail t1_j2dlzlg wrote

You can't just call random numbers looking for Johns.

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qj-_-tp t1_j2dvn17 wrote

I see what you did there. Take your upvote.

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raz0rflea t1_j2c2oi0 wrote

This is hilarious, that poor lady hahahaha

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tangcameo t1_j2c5n5s wrote

Say it like Mr Burns

Awhore whore!

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catscausetornadoes t1_j2dwp6u wrote

She should keep better track of her john’s.

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SunnyGirl_TF2 OP t1_j2dx1ec wrote

Fr because she called us back 3 times leaving voicemails for John!

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Prinzka t1_j2c5stk wrote

Why are you asleep at 10pm on a cruise?

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Juuna t1_j2d3aav wrote

To be awake for happy hour at the early bird breakfast.

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SunnyGirl_TF2 OP t1_j2d9f3g wrote

It’s the final night on the cruise, have to be up early to get off.

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Acer018 t1_j2c2xdx wrote

I like that story.

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DwellerInIce t1_j2d402m wrote

Barely a fuck-up since they didn't even know you to begin with.

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Topinambourg t1_j2eopar wrote

So your fiancé didn't wake up from the phone ringing twice, but from your laugh? Are you a seal?

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SunnyGirl_TF2 OP t1_j2f1lqt wrote

I’m a very loud person… I could be sitting right next to a person and just my standard talking is loud af, but I’m working on it :D my fiancé is a deep sleeper and the phone wasn’t very loud.

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Topinambourg t1_j2fg7lj wrote

Tell me you're American without telling me you're American ;)

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Chyvalri t1_j2dzb3z wrote

I miss cruising

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SunnyGirl_TF2 OP t1_j2e3g7z wrote

It was wonderful, but I’ll honestly never cruise Norwegian again. Too many issues…

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