So first you named the other college by saying Ann Arbor and it’s a Big 10 college but not the one in Ann Arbor.

You did nothing wrong. You told him, he understands.

He works in Ann Abor. Ann Abor is a city and not a college . He is did not finish from UMICH just to for clarity.

Yeah I’m aware of that. It’s what colleges are there and not far apart that I’m referencing

You didn't fuck up. She did.

You, got what I need but you say he's just a friend.
But you say he's just a friend, oh baby.
You, got what I need but you say he's just a friend.
But you say he's just a friend

I'm usually really not one to do this, but wtf. You graduated college and you have the writing ability of someone in 5th grade? One giant paragraph absolutely filled with errors, I honestly didnt make it past the 4th sentence.

Looks like it was written by a bad AI.

OP, you fucked, but you didn’t fuck up

Dude . No one cares about English as you make it this serious. Get a life

OP is from Michigan , Ann Arbor is like the Portland of Michigan in my opinion

While I agree with you for the most part he jumps back and forth like someone with ADD. Maybe it is because he is so worked up over the situation but it is written like a high schooler and not someone that graduated college with an ability to put thoughts in order.

Under appreciated comment 🤣

I couldn't get past "I'm a notorious almost first row basketball fan". What even is this phrase? And why does it need said? Is this question answered later and should I read more?

I'm just imagining right now that you're this guy that's always been stuck in the second row of your favorite basketball team because the owner hates you and doesn't want the camera to pick up your face. So that's where you get notorious. Because everyone at the game is looking at you and thinking "gosh he's a notorious almost first row fan that the owner can't stand"

This isn't the weird subreddit for your weird sex fantasies 🙄