Throwaway account cause my friends browse my regular account.

A little background:

Part one: I drove up to my girlfriends house who lives out of state to celebrate her birthday today.

Part two: Something we both do before a visit is avoid pleasuring ourselves for the few days prior in order to maximize pleasure with each other.

Part three: My girlfriend has been getting really into crocheting recently and decided to make a very large version of the D.Va Tokki logo from Overwatch as a sort of wall mounted decor. She started by drawing the logo on a 4’ x 3’ sheet of paper and is using it as a template for the crocheting itself.

Now the fuck up… After a long night with her family celebrating her birthday (and teasing each other all the while) we got home and almost immediately got down to business. As we’re nearing the end she’s on her stomach with me on top and she tells me to finish on her back… let’s just say I underestimated the power off my sploodge. On her ass, her back, her hair, her face (somehow), and most importantly to the story; all over the paper template on the other end of the room. There are now massive wet stains covering a good portion of it (even after immediately wiping it down as best as I could)

Thankfully she burst into peels of laughter rather than tears. We both laughed about it for a while and she insisted that I share it here.

Tl;dr I shot cum half way across the room onto a paper rabbits face while having sex with my girlfriend.

Comments

naph8it t1_j288y2x wrote on December 30, 2022 at 10:18 AM

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As soon as she laughs you're off the hook.

First_Citron9367 t1_j2894t7 wrote on December 30, 2022 at 10:21 AM

#1,176,530

Your partner sounds like she has a good sense of humor. Keep her laughing for the rest of her life and your golden.

Throwawayplayers OP t1_j289db9 wrote on December 30, 2022 at 10:24 AM

#1,176,576

Replying to naph8it (#1,176,494)

I guess I should have clarified, she’s been utilizing her families help on it from time to time so now there will be questions that we’d really rather not answer honestly

OkVolume1 t1_j28a8tc wrote on December 30, 2022 at 10:36 AM

#1,176,751

She's experimenting with crocheting needles, but you're the one doing the poking.

iandriuxas t1_j28botg wrote on December 30, 2022 at 10:55 AM

#1,176,995

You should try going for the world record, so far I believe its 9 meters, you're at least halfway there!

Random-Fandom_S t1_j28o38l wrote on December 30, 2022 at 1:17 PM

#1,179,259

Replying to naph8it (#1,176,494)

Which hook? Cuz the crochet hook sure wont leave you

manonymus t1_j28u1uu wrote on December 30, 2022 at 2:09 PM

#1,180,635

Ricocheted onto a crochet whilst using your crotch , eh?

Squigglepig52 t1_j294s13 wrote on December 30, 2022 at 3:28 PM

#1,183,333

Replying to OkVolume1 (#1,176,751)

It's all fun and games until the sounding starts.

Nathan-Stubblefield t1_j29jlac wrote on December 30, 2022 at 5:06 PM

#1,187,025

Surprised that didn't make her crotchety.

kimmyorjimmy t1_j29suw2 wrote on December 30, 2022 at 6:04 PM

#1,189,265

Okay, first of all, HILARIOUS.

Second: She can definitely salvage the project a couple of ways depending on what she's making and the yarn content. If y'all need any help, post over on r/crochet.