Edit (spelling): title should say “pubic”

Tomorrow I am getting a Brazilian sugaring treatment (its kind of like a wax but supposedly less painful) for the first time. I’m pretty nervous because I’ve never had anything like this done before. I saw online that you should exfoliate your pubic area 24 hours before for the best results. I don’t have an exfoliating brush so I decided to just use a washcloth - now here is where I fucked up. I chopped a bunch of onions for food prep on Christmas. My hands reeked of onions afterwards so I had vigorously washed them and dried them off with a washcloth in my bathroom. I put out a clean one, but I guess I must have mindlessly thrown the clean cloth into the hamper and kept the onion cloth on the bathroom counter. So tonight when I went to exfoliate, the onion cloth was still there. I didn’t realize until it was too late. I exfoliated my entire pubic area with a washcloth that reeks of onions and now my cooch smells like the delicious but onion-y casserole we ate on Christmas. And if you cook, you know that’s a lingering smell. Praying to whatever God is not ashamed of my existence that the esthetician has a cold or something and can’t smell the unmistakable stench of onion coming off my vagina tomorrow. Also pleading with my vagina’s cranky and sensitive pH levels that this doesn’t give me an infection of some sort. The level of shame I now have for my own vagina makes up for the all time low of hope I possess for her future.

TL;DR: Accidentally exfoliated my coochie with a towel I’d used to dry off my onion-y hands. Now my whole vagina reeks of onion and I’m scheduled to have an esthetician all up in my junk tomorrow.