TIFU by putting the wrong address in Amazon

Submitted by radest_boi t3_zwt7hb in tifu

So I don’t really order things online, however my dad wanted a shirt from Amazon for Christmas and I decided to get it for him. When making my Amazon account I never really wanted to use it and don’t want daddy Bezos knowing my personal information, so I decided to change some things about myself mainly having my address be a vacant one down the road from me. I knew after I ordered it that it was the wrong address but I couldn’t change it and didn’t think it was a big deal.

Now come today I thought what ever happened to the package cause it was supposed to come today. Turns out Amazon had it sent by USPS who knew nobody lived there and kept it saying I need to pick it up at the post office.

Another thing I changed on Amazon was my name, to “Bite Me” something which I now regret not changing when ordering the package. I called them and they told me I need a photo Identification and while I do have one, it says Bite Me approximately 0 times on it. I actually don’t know what to do.

TL;DR: I order a package on Amazon to the wrong address with the name “Bite Me” and am now dealing with the consequences of my actions

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breaktime1 t1_j1wmcbx wrote

It'll get shipped back to Amazon and you can request a refund.

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shadalicious t1_j1wo80h wrote

You don't want Daddy Bezos to know your info. What are you worried about? Everyone knows your address. You didn't fuck over Bezos, you just fucked yourself over slow clap

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indiana-floridian t1_j1wqrab wrote

Take your identification to the post office, with the phone that can show you ordered and paid for it. Its probably against the rules, but maybe the clerk will have pity on you. If not, you're at Amazon's mercy.

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Princessroya t1_j1wyn3k wrote

Why did you even make an account to begin with if you didn't think you would use it?

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Zito6694 t1_j1yyxjl wrote

Next level paranoia strikes again

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