So I don’t really order things online, however my dad wanted a shirt from Amazon for Christmas and I decided to get it for him. When making my Amazon account I never really wanted to use it and don’t want daddy Bezos knowing my personal information, so I decided to change some things about myself mainly having my address be a vacant one down the road from me. I knew after I ordered it that it was the wrong address but I couldn’t change it and didn’t think it was a big deal.

Now come today I thought what ever happened to the package cause it was supposed to come today. Turns out Amazon had it sent by USPS who knew nobody lived there and kept it saying I need to pick it up at the post office.

Another thing I changed on Amazon was my name, to “Bite Me” something which I now regret not changing when ordering the package. I called them and they told me I need a photo Identification and while I do have one, it says Bite Me approximately 0 times on it. I actually don’t know what to do.

TL;DR: I order a package on Amazon to the wrong address with the name “Bite Me” and am now dealing with the consequences of my actions