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Grazzygreen t1_j1vrnnc wrote

Reply to comment by maeby_surely_funke in TIFU by knocking my earbuds off the bed and playing porn in a dead silent house by [deleted]

And maybe it put them in the mood. Does that help?

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Biguitarnerd t1_j1vtdeh wrote

Gross… thinking of my kids doing anything makes me nauseous. I know they do it, at least my oldest but I don’t want to think about it let alone hear it.

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3v4n777 t1_j1xj5ul wrote

have you ever felt the loving touch of a woman (that isn’t your mother)? answer honestly.

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Grazzygreen t1_j1y75fp wrote

Does my wife count? She likes jokes and doesn't get offended at objectively harmless jokes.

Have you? 3v4n777

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3v4n777 t1_j1y799f wrote

“objectively harmless joke” was just fucking weird. i can assure you unless your supposed wife is as strange as you she’d be concerned at a comment like that.

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Grazzygreen t1_j1y7dxx wrote

I showed it to her. She laughed.

What do you find so offensive about this? Honestly curious.

Edit: the joke is the op's parent's might be aroused from the sounds of a porno because apparently that wasn't clear to the puritans

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3v4n777 t1_j1y7iat wrote

im not offended, but a joke about parents getting aroused from the sound of their son/ daughter having sex is just plain fucking weird, in no way is it comedic.

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Grazzygreen t1_j1y83a5 wrote

So...that's not what the op wrote about. He wrote about playing porn on a computer which his parents might have heard. That's it.

Unless they mistook the op for the sounds that come from a porno (highly unlikely!), I think your outrage is way off base.

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3v4n777 t1_j20v53y wrote

i mixed two posts up, i apologise for that, regardless still a weird comment to make over their kid playing porn out loud.

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