Submitted by throwawayacc5675 t3_z4jksd in tifu
My family loves sea food salad. Well to be clear, my family loves my aunts sea food salad. Yesterday on thanksgiving while we were eating, I saw a bowl of sea food salad on the counter with the rest of the feast so naturally, I grabbed a spoon and scooped a whole bunch on my plate. When I was scooping the salad the aunt that supposedly made it came up to me and asked who made the salad which confused me because I thought she did. But my hungry ass decided not to think much of it and still eat it because I saw maybe five others with it and it seemed fine based on how fast they were eating. After a while I realized it tasted a little funny.. not how it usually tasted but again I didn’t think much of it, just thought maybe she used new ingredients. I ended up having two plates of the seafood salad. This morning my mom called my siblings and I down stairs and she asked who all ate the salad. Turns out that salad was very old and was sitting in my aunts fridge for almost a month. My aunt says she has no idea how it got out the fridge and why it was out in the first place. I feel sick. I ate two plates. I have bad sea food in my body. Bro. Will I die? I feel fine and nothing has happened to me but it’s just the thought. TL;DR
unipride t1_ixr5fvg wrote
You are fine