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KaelosFenrir t1_ixjoxx0 wrote

Not for sexy time but my ex and I were having a pillow fight (early 20s love ahh) and I went to turn off the light so we could go to bed. When I came back, he thought he'd get one last pillow smack in and I ended up with the back of his fist to my nose. First and last time I ever got a severe blood nose. Didn't even realise it was bleeding until we turned on the light and it was all over the carpet. He felt truly horrific for it and I couldn't stop laughing because it was an accident. We were having fun. I still laugh at it to this day. He was a great person, we just fell outta love and were friends for ages after until he got a wife that hated all his family and friends. Sad days.

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TwoPintsNoneTheRichr OP t1_ixjpc6m wrote

I dunno if I should upvote or not cuz I like the first part but that last little bit makes me sad :( Thanks for sharing :)

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KaelosFenrir t1_ixkps48 wrote

Yeah I know. But he allowed it to happen I suppose. I can only hope he's happy and we still have friends in common so we still hear about each other every so often.

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tyrsalt t1_ixk6opr wrote

This reminds me the first week my wife and I were married. I am an active sleeper and do a lot of tossing and turning. I flipped over and back handed her across her portable stress balls. Another night I was dreaming I was fighting apparently for my life. In my dream I won and was getting ready to knee the for in the head. Turns out I did the biggest wind up to knee my wife right in the tailbone.

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KaelosFenrir t1_ixl14qp wrote

Oh jeez. I mean I toss and turn a lot too but never this bad haha. Poor wife. I'm sure she understood and put some hospital straps on you from then on. XD

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tyrsalt t1_ixm53ur wrote

I did get better and switched to talking but now with a disabled child we sleep in separate beds. We have a nurse for 3 nights so we can hang out, she gets 2 nights watching her, and I take the weekend’s watching her.

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spook7886 t1_ixlhu6v wrote

My wife woke me up punching me in her sleep, and in my sleep I parried her punches.

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