Submitted by AnnoyingAnsweringAnt t3_z3ft1e in tifu

This will be my first, and only post on here.

The title almost explains it all, but it started with me (20M) being bored at home. All of my family members are away, shopping. I’d declined their offer when they asked me, saying my exams are on next week so I wanted to study. They said yes.

So yes I studied a little, about one and a half hour long session. Then I got tired and bored of the studying. So I did some exercises, sit-ups and push-ups and all of the classic stuff.

While I was finding a yoga mat in the store room, I saw a hand gripper. It was my dad’s, bought some time ago, 25kg grip version. And I thought I needed to train my grip, so I used it. I did some reps here and there, and I got bored, again.

But I didn’t just only get bored, I also got horny. And I thought, the ring on the hand gripper looked suitable. And the next thing I know, I grabbed my lotion, and tried to stuff my meat in the hole. The worst part? It worked.

First thing I felt? It felt good. It was tight, quite tight, in fact. And I tried to gently touch myself here and there, it felt better somehow. So I left it like that for around 10 minutes, feeling great.

10 minutes later, I felt I have had enough, and wanted to take it out. But here’s the deal, it grew tighter, and mine was as hard as a rock. I couldn’t take it out. I knew what happened and went online to check how long is it safe to have the blood flow cut out on that part. 30 minutes, or else I will need a trip to the ER.

I calmed down, and went to take a cold shower, hoping it would soften it. Yet still it was as hard. At last, I used some soap. I squeezed some into the coiled rings, and I wiggled the hand gripper left and right. It hurt at first, but it went closer and closer to the top, until it came off finally.

I’m still thinking about how that easily could end up worse. I was extremely lucky.

TLDR: Was bored, found a hand gripper, stuck it on to my pen*s, couldn’t take it out, tried to take out with soap, worked.

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abbassav t1_ixli6ej wrote

Anything's a fleshlight if you're brave enough

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sandwichsalat t1_ixlj4mu wrote

I thought my pepe is thin… but damn..

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MadHouseFire t1_ixljnvm wrote

Its odd to me nobody ever heard of holding your breath. Holding your breath is the easiest way to get rid of a boner.

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Parttime-Princess t1_ixnuqwa wrote

Won't work in this case. The idea of those tricks is to divert the blood from the penis to another part of your body. But in this case the blood flow was cut off. So the blood could not travel from the penis to another body part. It was trapped.

So OP kinda made every trick in the "make the boner disappear" book useless, except straight up cutting of the boner

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