Submitted by Country_Fried_Mess t3_z441lp in tifu
TexasPenguin99 t1_ixp6qvx wrote
This may not make it any better, but I'm pretty sure mama understands people have needs.
Country_Fried_Mess OP t1_ixp92dv wrote
I know. It’s just the fact she touched them..
blade_torlock t1_ixp9gs5 wrote
And she wiped your ass and cleaned up after you when you were sick and missed the toilet. She's touched a lot more of your nastiness than your sex toys.
Sumtypeoway t1_ixq3te2 wrote
Right, because she had to. Then she choose to touch the sex toys. Idk why you’re working so hard to make this look normal it’s weird as fuck. * so y’all really think it’s normal for parents to handle their kids sex toys? Weird motherfuckers
Phighters t1_ixqcx56 wrote
He's not saying its normal, he's saying its not that weird. Yall acting like she used it and then shit in the OPs mouth.
HarryPottersElbows t1_ixtj11d wrote
I am fucking wheezing
Tikimanly t1_ixp9k1b wrote
I mean, she's probably had to touch worse before you were fully potty-trained, but that's not on your mind still is it?
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