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bajan_queen_bee t1_iwh8iuo wrote

Don't feel bad.. that's a hoot.

My dear friend was in Nepal part of Peace Corps.. Having dinner with his host family. He thought he was becoming skilled in local language.

They asked him.. what he liked to do at night.. He said read.. he could read 3 or 4 hours every night.

Infact most Americans like to read. They read on trains, planes, most anywhere.

The father looked at he Said so u really like to read??

Oh yes.

It's was at that time a son.. light bulb lite.

Then said.. U know u just told my father u like to fart and can fart for 3 or 4 hours.

And all Americans like to fart.

🤣🤣🤣

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ZankTheGreat t1_iwi5doc wrote

It’s true, we do!

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bajan_queen_bee t1_iwib0p9 wrote

Just imagine if we farted in colors.. then when walking in the mall.. u cud see the clouds of different colors .. 😱

Then can avoid..😂😂

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Iguessimonredditnow t1_iwixdee wrote

I think the internet has broken my faith in humanity - because there would absolutely be people going out of their way to sniff up farts if they could see them.

Like hot girl farts in the mall and creepy old guy hobbles over to the cloud for a deep inhale.

Not to mention the stupid TikTok videos that would exist where people have color blend challenges and stuff.

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bajan_queen_bee t1_iwl5yrz wrote

🤣🤣🤣

I thought I was a pervert... That idea never entered my mind..

Ewwwwwwww🤣🤣

Thanks for the guffaw.

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