TIFU by not giving my house a once over before inviting company

Submitted by Hot_Comparison_2657 t3_yvo5e4 in tifu

So this happened last night. One my coworkers (and personal friend) texted me asking me to go to the Casino. I went and all was well and we had fun. He asks to come over and smoke and chill. I agree and we go back to my house. He sits in the chair and lights up. I notice he kept glancing in the corner at something and I wasn't sure what he was looking at. I don't think much of it and go back to my movie I had put on.

Fast forward he finally leaves the house and I go look in the corner to see what he was looking at.. low and behold my large sparkly buttplug that I had lost weeks ago was just chilling in plain site. Keep in mind me and this man do NOT have a sexual relationship or have even spoke about anything sexual. So yeah that pleasant

TLDR: coworker spent 3 hours staring at my sparkly buttplug that I thought I had lost.

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[deleted] t1_iwfs6ha wrote

thats a creative way to advertise your OF i give you that.

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mrdumbazcanb t1_iwfykny wrote

I thought this was a joke comment at first, then I realized it's actually a serious comment.

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[deleted] t1_iwfyrpx wrote

i had a feeling im gonna see boobs when i press on her profile. i did not get disappointed.

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WaltVinegar t1_iwg0of0 wrote

I had almost the exact same experience, although I was still disappointed.

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Chernivchan t1_iwg67lf wrote

Almost every thread ends up being a way to advertise an OF’s page.

Btw view my profile for exclusive content /s

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SaltMarshGoblin t1_iwffoxr wrote

If he ever mentions it, say it's the chew toy a friend's dog left behind...

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ASK_IF_IM_PENGUIN t1_iwfg209 wrote

Question...

How do you lose a buttplug?

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Hot_Comparison_2657 OP t1_iwfgrp5 wrote

I THOUGHT I put it back because I rarely use it only for pic purposes and when I went to find it prior to this I couldn't

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