? I could not care less about your outfit, I didn't even look at it, but how is this a fuck-up?

If you are capable of laughing at yourself and play it up in good fun then this sounds like a hilarious night with a bunch of girls and a hilarious story in the making. Plus it lends itself nicely to challenging them to a rematch.

It's only a fuck-up if you run in as fast as possible, order the wings, eat them while cowering in corner with the least light, then GTFO.

Bring the girls, barge in saying "HOWDY BOYS" and strut to the bar, order your wings like a boss while fluttering your eyelashes at every man and woman in sight, be as ridiculous as possible, roll with the punches, and it will be a night of legends.

I'm annoyed just reading your post, this isn't a fuckup this is an opportunity.