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3rdiko t1_ixadxxe wrote

You got chlamydia from a handjob? Wtf

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Sorry_Ad_1285 t1_ixaeqlc wrote

You definitely had chlamydia before going to the parlor. It doesn’t happen in a matter of hours like that

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Prind25 t1_ixag3hx wrote

I mean you could always claim you were in shock about the finger thing and that it was over very quickly and you feel really violated and didn't know what to do.

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Sinnester888 t1_ixaga1r wrote

Okay well in my eyes that’s totally cheating, but whatever. If this is your first time being unfaithful to this girlfriend and you’ve been with her for longer than like 4 weeks, then she also has chlamydia and gave it to you, because you don’t start to feel the symptoms for at least a week. Also crazy to me how in the TL;DR you didn’t mention cheating on your girlfriend. Even if you don’t consider it cheating, I’d bet she would.

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1Sluggo t1_ixaj8kv wrote

That’s not how STDs work. Maybe research a bit before writing fiction.

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Ocean_Spice t1_ixajofz wrote

… That’s literally not how any of this works

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