This happened a while ago but I still laugh so hard when I think about this. I should also clarify I am not homophobic and racist. I, 14F, was in the hallway in front of my class with 2 girls who we’ll call K and S. S is middle eastern and K is black (this is relevant) and they sometimes make racist jokes to each other because they’re good friends (this is completely consensual). So while they were doing that, the kids from band and the band teacher were carrying instruments across the hallway where we were standing. We pretty much just ignored them because they weren’t paying attention to us. So S also happens to be a lesbian and she jokes about hating gay people, which she obviously doesn’t because she’s literally gay. After she made some homophobic jokes, I joked that if I didn’t know she was a lesbian I would’ve thought she was a raging homophobe.

Here comes the fuck up.

So basically, when K heard me say that, she wanted to say “S can still be homophobic to other sexualities,” but since her and S were making racist jokes earlier, she mixed up her words and accidentally said “S can still be homophobic to other races.” Me and me friend who was also with us thought this was super funny because it made no sense (i know this doesn’t sound that funny over text, you just had to be there). So to make fun of K, I said “yeah guys im homophobic to black people” and I said this RIGHT AS THE FUCKING BAND TEACHER WALKED PAST ME. He turned around and just said “what” and everybody started cackling. Y’all- I was LITERALLY FUCKING MORTIFIED but at the same time it was also hilarious. Me and my friend had a good laugh and then S went to class because she’s not in our class. Thank god I don’t have band because I would literally kill myself.

TLDR: the band teacher walked by me at the wrong moment and heard me say that im homophobic to black people out of context.