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lostitagainasshole t1_iy2ci87 wrote
As a dad with weird ass fetishes myself, it's not fair to judge your child for what they like. Hope your mom steps in and covers you. It's tough being a teenager when hormones start racing. Maybe just start with a private conversation with your dad and apologize for the mistake.
[deleted] OP t1_iy2c02o wrote
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Willieboi1 t1_iy2cj6r wrote
Yeah, thanks
The_Amoeba_King t1_iy2dx8m wrote
Should nip those traits in the bub before they set in and you travel down the path of coomer
spankywinklebottom t1_iy2cjk2 wrote
Best advice. Or dudes, or whatever makes you happy, but with a you know, real person. Maybe talk to a councilor if YOU think your fetish is weird and you're only 15 cuz it's only gonna get wilder if you don't slow down the spank wagon.
feedus-fetus_fajitas t1_iy2cgc7 wrote
Flip the script and act bewildered about the content and comment on how weird it was. Then explain you were only there because you were making a list of places NOT to visit on the internet.... To pass to your friends or something to prevent them from accidentally seeing the horrors.
Willieboi1 t1_iy2ck9h wrote
Yeah he would see right through that but it’s worth a shot
feedus-fetus_fajitas t1_iy2dfyi wrote
If anything it'll lighten the mood with a joke. They are dreading the conversation probably as much or more as you are and also probably won't make it a long one.
I dunno what specifically the content was but if you can pass it off as just artistic or art related I'd go that route. If it's clearly slappin material... You can always go the 'stumbled on it out of curiosity' route and then listen to the lecture.
Since you're 15, most sensible parents are, or should be, not surprised at this coming up at some point soon.
Hoping they aren't super religious, sexphobic, or bigoted people for your sake. If they are just regular ol' tolerant/accepting people then the anxiety will be worse than the actual discussion.
idontfuckenknow1 t1_iy2cypi wrote
Fuck it. Double down and check his search history you're bound to find some weird shit. If you're going down, he does too!