chonk_fox89 OP t1_iudhaiv wrote on October 30, 2022 at 2:35 PM

Reply to comment by Mode-Klutzy in TIFU by telling them one of pictures on their dating profile looked like they were forcing a fart. by chonk_fox89

Yeppp it exists! Right up there with burp and sneeze fetishes. I really don't think that's what this was, I think he was just making a funny face, but he was sitting in a weird way that didn't help 😅 I feel so bad though. I honestly didn't think about the rude part until he unmatched I was just like...I'm gunna be nice and help him maybe get more matchesà

mittynuke t1_iugyzs2 wrote on October 31, 2022 at 6:58 AM

“Right up there with burp and sneeze fetishes”

Well that’s about enough internet for today

chonk_fox89 OP t1_iuhptjt wrote on October 31, 2022 at 12:49 PM

Oh my sweet summer child...

Mode-Klutzy t1_iuilzt0 wrote on October 31, 2022 at 4:41 PM

Eh grow a pair lol. I love to make things weird any chance with anyone that I can.

chonk_fox89 OP t1_iuirmcx wrote on October 31, 2022 at 5:18 PM

Hey, let them be, everyone has to start somewhere, they're just setting boundaries!! Lolz I was at the stag shop yesterday with bestie and there were lots of interesting things, saw some things I'd heard about before some were new. Some I boggled at the size of (lady bits) others I was able confidently assure the sales gal that nope, that will totally fit up someone's butt (been down some weird rabbit holes.) But by far my favourite was seeing some sounding rods, showing besties (weird inside joke) and newer guy friend who was with us and got to tell him what they were 🤣 he winced and covered the goods on reflex.

Mode-Klutzy t1_iuj223p wrote on October 31, 2022 at 6:27 PM

Lol, brings me back to when I went to Spencer’s for the first time 😂. I was never embarrassed, just slightly like cringed or barely grossed when I went to the back wall. You know the back wall… heck, nowadays (back like 3 years ago til now) I can walk in there with my mother and feel no embarrassment or weirded out. We crack jokes for literally like 5 minutes and go find something stupid and funny for a cousin’s birthday/holiday present (don’t worry, my family is like this, I’m just sharing the story when I’m with my mother because it seems like most teens and early 20’s hate being seen in public with their mother/parents). I’m that kind of guy who is comfortable literally almost anywhere. What hurts me/makes me sad is that of everyone I know, there’s only one girl I can literally basically do what you did with your friends. Others seem to opt out. I don’t know why though 🤷‍♂️