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Purple-District-2577 t1_itsu2h5 wrote
opschief0299 t1_itsv5f1 wrote
You're high right now, aren't you?
Purple-District-2577 t1_itsv8dn wrote
Lol no. I wasn’t high. I don’t smoke weed. I just vape
RudeSprinkles1240 t1_itsv8vp wrote
You're not allowed to wash your hands because you could dilute the urine sample with water, causing a false negative result.
Purple-District-2577 t1_itsvbcs wrote
Thank you.
opschief0299 t1_itswccb wrote
Aha! Just what somebody who's high would say!
luv2fishpublic t1_itsy33m wrote
They won't test anything besides the urine in the cup. Toilet water is not tested. It is blue because it will discolor the specimen if the toilet water is added to the cup (so the urine can't be diluted from the toilet water). There was almost certainly a temperature strip on the cup, so they would have had you stay to collect another specimen if it was too cool (from adding water or bringing in urine from someone else). They are only testing for drugs, and running integrity tests to make sure it is human urine in the cup, and that nothing was added to it.
regula-shmegula t1_itst5ym wrote
It would be easier to tell them you were on drugs