Submitted by marshall105 t3_ycsc6s in tifu
davros7000 t1_itoj0pt wrote
I sort of did this with my daughter, i got home and she was eating a jam sandwitch. I thought she had jam on her face when i saw red.
Noooo, wife came out and freaked a little, turns out it was blood.
Just a blood nose, but still here i was shrugging it off as jam.
MercilessSorceress t1_itqnx6o wrote
Ha! When I was a kid I rode my bike into a fence and had road rash all over my face. A couple days later I had PB&J for lunch and my mom got mad that I was so messy and had dried jelly on my face. She insisted on scrubbing it off, no matter how much I objected. No mom, those are scabs ... She felt so bad when the "jelly" started bleeding! 🤣
Revocation_Of_Doubt t1_itpn3hd wrote
Could have been worse, could have wiped it off and made her eat it.
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