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Feelsosophy t1_ita3vra wrote

Little bit of Greek yogourt ma'm?

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Jenatalia_ t1_ita7nvs wrote

I read that last sentence in the Mrs Doubtfire voice and that will haunt me forever.

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GarfunkleJizz t1_ita84iy wrote

Homegirls doctor was not pleased, but amused😂

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Kcnflman t1_ita8jxe wrote

It’s best to wait till after. Then you’re “pre-lubed”

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summerrrwine t1_itaa17k wrote

JFC, that's like going to the dentist with a bunch of food stuck in your teeth. I could never have a job that entails working on people's bodies because a majority of people are absolutely gross.

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Vitaminsea3525 t1_itaaboy wrote

Reschedule perhaps, kind of little rude, imo.

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Kheitain t1_itaaqbr wrote

Don't worry about it, you gave them a great story to tell their friends, or post on reddit later.

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JGPNZ t1_itaau5m wrote

Disgusting

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annnnnnabanana t1_itab4bb wrote

This is gross and I'd be so embarrassed lol

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po0f t1_itab6vh wrote

Maybe the doctor didn't want to handle your dudes jizz?

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truecrimefanatic1 t1_itab7v9 wrote

That's disgusting to do that to the doctor you should have rescheduled.

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MaybeKoreyTaube t1_itabklm wrote

Replying to summerrrwine (#174,036)

It was a (I thought) obviously sarcastic joke in a Reddit comment. Calm down Karen. I’m not a dick to people IRL I just chuckle at the thought of it and let it go. You should try it sometime. It’s fun.

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xnatex21 t1_itabsao wrote

Fwiw, one of the fertility tests has you specifically do this so it's not a foreign thing.

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PaintByNumberPro t1_itabuc4 wrote

Confused on how you have no shame? I'm embarrassed and disgusted for you, ma'am.

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Obstetrix t1_itabz4k wrote

Tbh this wouldn’t upset me as someone who performs lots of pelvic exams. Frankly it happens to me frequently. So don’t feel too bad. Lots of comments about how you’re gross but I doubt they’re medical professionals.

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cr9926 t1_itac37o wrote

Could have played it up - sorry doc we're trying for a baby, can I keep my legs in the stirrups a little while longer?

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NoLifeDGenerate t1_itac6l8 wrote

Who cares? Live your life. It's important. I've rarely had relationships and someone being afraid to act on urges because of what a doctor might think would piss me off. One of the women I dated didn't want to do it the night before her appt, and we tried to do it right after we got home. Turned out the asshole doctor bruised something in there so I wasn't getting it that day either. Fucking sucked.

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Habis1923 t1_itacak2 wrote

I’m not a woman so I wouldn’t know, but there’s gotta be a way to clean that out so you aren’t leaving snail trails on every chair you sit on

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Apollo_3249 t1_itacf05 wrote

How did you not clean up after you felt it? Rude and disgusting is such an understatement imo

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Without_Rules t1_itactup wrote

You need to find shame. This is disgusting

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Seigmoraig t1_itacvls wrote

You are fucking gross and have zero respect for your doctor

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luisanra t1_itaczlq wrote

That's disgusting have some respect.

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rapunzelsfryingpan t1_itad0ei wrote

This absolutely will affect your Pap smear….it will mostly likely come back as irregular

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hailey_nicolee t1_itad35z wrote

girl respectfully what the fuck… this isnt real it cant be why would u do that to someone

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Akitiki t1_itada3o wrote

Replying to [deleted] (#173,939)

If you check his comments you can still see it at least on mobile.

I find it amusing he was basically going "bring up on!" But still deleted his comment.

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No-Cupcake370 t1_itadayo wrote

I have had a lost condom found in me during a pelvic exam. I thought the dude stealthed. But it was hanging out by my cervix for a day or day and a half.

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Ex0dus_Early t1_itadc25 wrote

Why would you do that to your doctor? OP is 🗑

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stfufannin t1_itadeog wrote

You’re an asshole for that.

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bread93096 t1_itadgrq wrote

Everyone’s offended on behalf of the doctor, trust me they’re used to being covered in bodily fluids lol. Cum is probably the least repugnant thing she dealt with that day.

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dennis7he t1_itadnhq wrote

Deleted but forever in my mind

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Freezekiel t1_itadnri wrote

Wow, its crazy that all these faceless shame blasters attack this woman, for something im pretty sure isnt nearly as bad as some of the things all these fuck-hats down there have commited, pointing fingers at someones life because they wanted to share a story that i personally found hilarious lol

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mitsuoterada t1_itadobn wrote

A lot of people are saying it's gross. They forget we are humans. Apologize to the doctor, they have seen worse.

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TheLittleNorsk t1_itadp66 wrote

I just saw a post with the exact same title a while ago. Interesting

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nirvroxx t1_itadvgq wrote

Deleted quick hahaha

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Spoonloops t1_itae1xi wrote

Replying to No-Cupcake370 (#174,246)

This isn’t unheard of lol. I know someone else this happened too. My cousin also forgot she had a tampon in and it was there for like two weeks and her doctor found it during an exam 🙃 shit happens lol

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dougsbreakfast t1_itaeg7m wrote

Original text for those interested

As the title says. My partner and I had some fun this morning, totally forgetting about my appointment not even an hour later. He finished inside me, we had a shower and left. I'm waiting and I feel some dribble out right as she called my name. I considered excusing myself to the bathroom but I didn't, that was a mistake.

i mentioned I'm not long past the deed - she said it's fine and won't disrupt the results but I don't think she knew what she was in for.

After she finished the procedure she noted 'how much fun was left over' and that 'shes really flowing out' and handed me the largest stack of tissues...

Sorry dear, I know it's too early in the morning for this shit

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forest-nymph1 t1_itaeg8k wrote

I got here right after it got deleted….damn

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TechnetiumAE t1_itaeko5 wrote

Good God I came after this was taken down and still got the full story. What in the actual fuck op?

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therewillbedrama t1_itaex8y wrote

Aw man I wish this wasn’t deleted! The comments are giving me fomo 😂

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Stunted_giraffe t1_itagqpe wrote

I imagine this happens a lot right before women give birth too. I mean, you know it’s going to be out of commission for the next 6 weeks, might as well get your last one in a while when you can.

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Zelldandy t1_itcf0zl wrote

Replying to mitsuoterada (#174,286)

It is because we are humans with great cognitive faculty that we are disgusted by OP. A sensible human with half a brain would have rescheduled instead of including the gynecologist in some weird exhibitionist fetish the OP clearly has.

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