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PersimmonWestern151 OP t1_irpakjo wrote

Reply to comment by Eafeaturerequest in TIFU by PersimmonWestern151

Still confused lol

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Zupheal t1_irpc2x4 wrote

which is the problem.

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Blackpeel t1_irph1ua wrote

I'm gonna go ahead and edit the entire post so it looks like someone mature enough to use sex toys wrote it. Maybe then PersimmonWestern151 can see what you guys mean.

TIFU by getting a butt plug stuck. I woke up around 2AM and I thought "Okay, I’m trying to, you know, have some fun..." I woke [my boyfriend] up and was like "Alright! Let’s go!" Everything’s good so far. I go to switch positions and he says “Where did the plug go?”. I said “Stop playing, I know it’s on the bed”. He said “It’s really not”. I immediately started sweating. I put my finger in to check, and it was all the way in. I tried to push it, and it wasn't budging. So he drove me to the ER.

At the ER, I immediately went in and [the nurse] told me to "have a seat" so I said “I can’t, I have a plug stuck in me”. So they put me in a room, and the [doctor] comes in and tries to remove it, and has no luck. At this point it felt like it wasn't real. Then he says “You have to see the surgeon”. They come do X-rays, prep me for surgery, and next thing I know I’m getting wheeled up to the OR.

I’m in the waiting room, and they come ask me to sign for anesthesia and the surgery. They also tell me that if they can’t get it out of my rectum, they will have to cut my abdomen open and get it out that way.

So they gave me some meds to put me under. When I woke up, it was out.

TL;DR [they left this part blank for some reason]

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Zupheal t1_irph6os wrote

I think you replied to the wrong person

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RebarBaby t1_irpeyt5 wrote

I think it's just teen memes, like lolcats and leetspeak before, except less amusing...

Don't worry about the downvotes, this sub is probably 75% people under 20.

Edit: I forgot to reread OP's original grammar, so now I'm just sitting here looking dumb. Drunk me should probably stop posting so much.

At least it's amusing that I've been combatting the very thing that makes their post make my comment that much more irrelevant.

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PersimmonWestern151 OP t1_irpf6cy wrote

Lol so what should I have said? “I’m trying to you know, have some fun. Hey let’s go! No way! No way this is real, LOL. Man. Hahaha crazy story”???

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Dapppyy t1_irpfgbu wrote

You're right, proper grammar is silly.

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laujac t1_irpfzta wrote

Bruh I dead ass have a plug in my ass on god fr I’m tryna get this out of me no cap I feel sus af and those are factuals, bruh 💀💀💀💀💀

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