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turdburglar2969 t1_iqly706 wrote

TIL the tuck up method not basic instinct for everyone as I previously believed it was

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WaitingOnPizza t1_iqmapkh wrote

Maybe he wasn’t wearing any pants.

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turdburglar2969 t1_iqmbq6o wrote

Wtf are you talking about lol... pants aren't exclusive to making the tuck up work lmao... all you need is something with a waistband.

He could even be wearing a skirt bc he realized a few years ago he was a pilot dropped into the wrong plane but he's gotta work with the parts he was given... and know he's wearing a skirt bc he's gonna be his/her true self... as long as there is a fuckin wristband that dicks gonna be tucked up!

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sprucay t1_iqmcqoe wrote

See, I've tried that before and it just hurt

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turdburglar2969 t1_iqmr4wc wrote

You definitely weren't doing it right. Go watch the movie Superbad if Googling how to do it isn't an option for you

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