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only_because_I_can t1_je0haez wrote

I had a good looking contractor working on the apartment complex I lived in several years ago. He would carve "arrowheads" made of glass and leave them on my patio table for me to find.

I thought it was very sweet and gave me the confidence to speak to him when I saw him one day. I thanked him for the "gifts" and gushed about how talented and thoughtful he was.

He tipped his hat and said, "My wife tells me that all the time."

Ugh. Definitely read him incorrectly. I was very embarrassed.

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SteveBored t1_je1ki0m wrote

Kinda understandable mistake though.

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only_because_I_can t1_je1v51b wrote

Thanks.

I mean, he wasn't wearing a ring and definitely wasn't shy. It was easy to assume... things.

But, I won't break the girls' code and won't be a mistress.

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