Submitted by myotheracct_is7yo t3_1244ysi in tifu
AcrobaticSource3 t1_jdybtr8 wrote
It will be hilarious when he goes to the pharmacy next and in addition to his prescriptions, he buys extra large condoms then asks if you want to go for coffee after your shift
dietbongwater t1_jdynmx3 wrote
See you gotta do it with class, if he had a magnum condom poking out of his wallet when he goes to pay, he’s in the clear
Mattmandu2 t1_jdyu2lq wrote
It’s got to fall out of the wallet so he can go “whoops I dropped my magnum condom for my magnum dong”
flapadar_ t1_jdz3dym wrote
Monster condom for magnum dong*
Mattmandu2 t1_je07uqd wrote
Thanks lol
electrodragon16 t1_je00trr wrote
Subtle
leafshaker t1_jdznj9e wrote
Then you know to avoid at all costs, because that dude doesn't know how condoms work. Do not store in wallets!
Edit to add: they can tear from walking and pressure. Microtears may not be visible to the eye
charleswj t1_je0iznt wrote
Keeps them warm
TheBounceSpotter t1_je0a28t wrote
What's the big deal with calling Magnum condoms extra large? They are just regular size, and everything else is small.
dietbongwater t1_je0eld9 wrote
r/IASIP
Caveman108 t1_jdz2xbk wrote
She should just tell him: “Oh honey, those won’t fit on mine.”
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