Submitted by AustinLVII t3_124tb2w in tifu
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Reply to comment by Agomir in TIFU by accidentally giving my nephew a book about a little girl killing her family members by AustinLVII
Lewd ah hell, as well.
We all know from Charlie and the Chocolate Factory that "the snozzberries taste like snozzberries", but what exactly does that mean?
Dicks. It's a dick joke. Yah. Charlie and company were licking dick-flavored wallpaper.
How do we know? In a later work about "the greatest fornicator of all time", Dahl used the word "snozzberries" in an exchange about a sexual assault against Charles Bernard Shaw in a scheme to steal and sell his semen.
>"How did you manage to roll the old rubbery thing on him?"
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>"There's only one way when they get violent," Yasmin said. "I grabbed hold of his snozzberry and hung onto it like grim death and gave it a twist or two to make him hold still."
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>"Ow."
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>"Very effective."
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>"I'll bet it is."
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>"You can lead them around anywhere you want like that."
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