Submitted by AustinLVII t3_124tb2w in tifu
Agomir t1_je1jrk7 wrote
Then again, I remember some of Roald Dahl's books being quite gruesome at times...
ThumbsUp2323 t1_je3va9n wrote
Lewd ah hell, as well.
We all know from Charlie and the Chocolate Factory that "the snozzberries taste like snozzberries", but what exactly does that mean?
Dicks. It's a dick joke. Yah. Charlie and company were licking dick-flavored wallpaper.
How do we know? In a later work about "the greatest fornicator of all time", Dahl used the word "snozzberries" in an exchange about a sexual assault against Charles Bernard Shaw in a scheme to steal and sell his semen.
>"How did you manage to roll the old rubbery thing on him?"
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>"There's only one way when they get violent," Yasmin said. "I grabbed hold of his snozzberry and hung onto it like grim death and gave it a twist or two to make him hold still."
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>"Ow."
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>"Very effective."
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>"I'll bet it is."
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>"You can lead them around anywhere you want like that."
Jingoisticbell t1_je1mfyr wrote
Hope you have/keep the pre-2023 editions.
EffectiveGeneral8425 t1_je4pnga wrote
Damn guess those 10 people didnt read a Rohald Dahl book as a kid and realise the language in it really effects fuck all.
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