> How she likes .. Ect.

Electroconvulsive therapy? That's pretty extreme. Sounds like my sort of gal.

(I hope that's what you meant and not just a misspelt 'etc' meaning 'and so on')

Huh. How did she find stuff on your phone after she walked out in you?

Don’t quit your day job.

Life gives us lessons, make sure you are taking notes

Id break up with you too. Shouldn’t be sharing that shit with your friends

What’s funny about it?🙄

You didn't fuck up by telling a joke. You fucked up by being the joke. telling people about her private shit and "Haha jk relax" about not liking your partner aren't jokes

You did not FU. You did her a favor by showing her your true self.

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