gotora t1_jdy62dn wrote on March 28, 2023 at 1:21 AM

#2,406,083

Lol, guy couldn't wait 15 mins to bust his nut? Hahaha, what a chump. Sounds like he'll probably come as soon as you touch him the first few times.

HowerTwo t1_jdy7kj0 wrote on March 28, 2023 at 1:32 AM

#2,406,305

You saved yourself 30 seconds cause that guy would’ve busted a nut early af

SaintLikeLaurent t1_jdzjw1g wrote on March 28, 2023 at 10:25 AM

#2,412,740

Why couldnt he bust again after he busted the first time with a 10min break and a glass of water?

ItDoesntMatter59 t1_jdzkuhn wrote on March 28, 2023 at 10:37 AM

#2,412,878

Everyone is this post is completely stupid. The whole damn thing is wtf

Reytotheroxx t1_je0cdzb wrote on March 28, 2023 at 2:36 PM

#2,417,642

“There’s a café in my building. Let me let you buy yourself a coffee. On the house!”

DovahFerret t1_je2sdzg wrote on March 29, 2023 at 12:08 AM

#2,433,017

Not sure if I'm just drunk and missing something. But as a lesbian, OP sounds like a gay guy, which honestly makes this story sound plausible as heck.

ChrisGeritol t1_je30zi4 wrote on March 29, 2023 at 1:12 AM

#2,434,669

People are judging you as if we don't all meet randos for the first time to suck their cocks. Oh, wait...

TIFU I was obsessive about not paying tolls

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