So today, me and my two friends decided to spend a free period in art class. I was simply chatting with my friends like I always do. We were mostly gossiping about one guy’s hair after he had the audacity to call my hair bad. (Trust me, his is worse) The topic of hair flipping came into the conversation and I started playing with mine. One of my friends jokingly mentioned me doing a dramatic hair flip, so I did so. She started laughing and said something like “but bigger”. Alright. If the people want bigger, give them bigger. So I stood up from my chair and lurched my head back before swinging myself so far that I send my giant-ass forehead crashing into the desk. The impact made such a noise that the whole room went silent. My art teacher got up from her desk and came over to make sure I hadn’t given myself blunt force trauma, and I was so shocked that I just did something as horribly stupid that because, really, how do you do something that dumb? My friend told me was completely red in the face (like how I typically get when embarrassed) Me and my friends completely lost it and burst out laughing and wheezing. I couldn’t help but join in.

TL;DR: I swung my head into a desk with full force today in school