Last night I had sex with a girl I met online. Nothing unusual happened until we were in the missionary position and she asked me how long does my erection last following an orgasm. I shrugged and said sometimes I go soft in seconds and other times the seconds become minutes. It was hard to say. She asked if I was willing to pull out mid missionary and allow her to measure my penis at that moment. I asked why. She said she was afraid we might get the soft in seconds outcome if she waited until the end. I rephrased and asked why measure my penis. She said she was writing a paper about penises. I laughed hysterically before I realized she was dead serious. She promised we would continue having sex as soon as she was done measuring my penis. I pulled out and basically became her lab rat.

When she was done measuring, she wrote my information in a pocket book that contained dozens of color coded names and numbers. She said my penis size was 5.2 inches. I asked if that was good or bad. She showed me her blue pen and said blue represented average penises. I was blue and blue was apparently good for her research she said. Her handwriting was unreadable, but I noticed that most of the names and numbers were written in red. I asked what red represented and she said red was for all the guys that were in the 7 inch category. Green was the 6 inch guys. Black was 8 inches and up. I asked if she had sex with all those colors and she said yes. I asked when was the last time she had an average penis inside her. She had to page backwards through her book until she found another blue in November 2022.

She had no one as small or "average" as me since the beginning of this year. My penis was unable to get hard with that information stuck in my head. I tapped out and made an excuse to go home early.

TL:DR I had sex with a girl who was more interested in doing research for her paper about penises than sleeping with me.