Submitted by Totally-NotAMurderer t3_122pcnu in tifu

This happened about a year ago. I was on tinder and matched with a girl who was just looking for sex. I was too at the time so after chatting a bit we talked about meeting soon. We were sort of sexting a bit and she asked me how big I am. I was honest and said 6, then she immediately unmatched. I was very surprised and a bit confused. 6 isnt gigantic, but its not tiny either. Ive never had any complaints about being too small before anyway. I figured she must have been looking for a yard stick or something and i guess thats not me, but I was a pretty disappointed. It was only recently that I remembered this and it clicked. Im an American, but I have been living abroad for a few years now and every now and then my brain automatically retutns home. I said 6, but left out any units of measurement, leaving her to naturally assume I meant centimeters, which would be about 2.5 inches.

TL;DR I accidentally told a girl i have a micropenis because i forgot to convert inches to centimeters

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Dabbles-In-Irony t1_jdr4fne wrote

Where did this happen because I live in a European country and most people I know discuss penis length in inches?

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Darrone t1_jdtls98 wrote

6 from where? Are we following the curve, or net total distance? First we need to standardize the measurement process...

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tterbo83 t1_jdv3tog wrote

Fron comedian/podcaster Adam Carolla, you measure from the tip of the penis once around the balls to the center of the butthole.

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RRoyale57 t1_jdwqdl4 wrote

Should have said 6 from the floor

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