Submitted by ThrowRAfoodie_76 t3_11od6zi in tifu
Brandanpk t1_jbs26oz wrote
Who the hell was questioning being able to eat a medium pizza to yourself?
ThrowRAfoodie_76 OP t1_jbs2e6m wrote
I did see one or two comments about it.
Auroraburst t1_jbs48pi wrote
My 8 year old would be able to eat that himself if i let him and he is not overweight. People are weird.
bros402 t1_jbw0w00 wrote
damn your 8 year old has a huge stomach
Auroraburst t1_jbwtvns wrote
As a toddler he would literally eat until he puked if we didn't portion it. He's the height/weight of an 11 year old to be fair!
thebeloved1 t1_jbtagra wrote
I mean, in college, my fat ass could polish off a large pizza in one sitting after smoking a bowl. I can totally belive it
Kasibc2003 t1_jbz4823 wrote
I can finish a large pizza in one sitting without munchies. Am I a fatass?
blahbleh112233 t1_jbsh75a wrote
FR, do those fuckers not realize a small/personal pizza basically is palm sized at this point?
Polybutadiene t1_jbt5hw8 wrote
i like to get 2 smalls for myself to try different flavors. like a mini appetizer platter, especially at new pizza places
rmg418 t1_jbtc972 wrote
Yeah I get two smalls/personals for myself and eat it in one sitting. If I got a medium I could definitely eat at least half in one sitting, but idk about the entire thing
Boxerlife t1_jbw1bay wrote
It's not even a snack. It's just something to piss you off since you didn't get a medium or a large pizza.
Rasgara t1_jcns1rh wrote
i can eat at least a half in one sitting if its alone time. Sometimes its just to clear your head. You need you time even if its with a pizza. :) But do try to leave a note or something just in case, otherwise enjoy your time to yourself. At least you make sure everyone is taken care of first so you know you can fully relax instead of being on edge. Glad your SO understands. You do you, moms need a break sometimes(M of 2 kids).
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