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InflamedLiver t1_j7nqxjn wrote

Dude, seriously? When I lived with my family I was quiet as a horny librarian

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threedogcircus t1_j7nr9vf wrote

Guess what. Everyone masturbates. It's not a big deal. Move on.

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[deleted] t1_j7ntmy2 wrote

I mean yeah but not everyone wants to hear a family member masterbate while calling someone master. If they were actually having sex in there it would be just as lame to make ur family have to hear. Everyone shits too but it doesn't mean I want my family's shit anywhere near me.

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throwaway_192828839 OP t1_j7nsg6x wrote

Thanks this makes me feel better

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Crazzed42 t1_j7nz1x0 wrote

I'm glad that comment made you feel better , it's much better then turning to the bottle

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Spoonloops t1_j7nzlx1 wrote

LOL it happens and the hard cringe feeling will pass.

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NDALLASFORTY t1_j7o75dx wrote

Don't make it worse by allowing them to know that you know what they know. If that ship has sailed, quietly plan to move out. JK. But do go with the heavy drinking. Just don't drive.

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Chosen14reals t1_j7ocfu2 wrote

Ooof. Don’t wish that on anyone. I’d move out asap

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j_blatto t1_j7pj2d9 wrote

Go with it. Assert your dominance.

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Gordon_Explosion t1_j7r9we7 wrote

You pretty much have to move out, dude, tonight in the middle of the night.

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Alexanderdaw t1_j7she5r wrote

I just make more noise so my family knows to leave me alone 🤠

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Skeltrex t1_j8ckz2y wrote

You could try faking restless leg syndrome when in company with the family so that they might assume that’s what all the shaking is when you’re choking the chicken

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YnrohKeeg t1_j7seub2 wrote

I did something similar to this this as a young teenager. My family and I were camping in a trailer, and I had recently been introduced to the awe and mystery of the masturbatory act.

So I was down there, going to town on myself, and my dad, from the other end of the trailer, yells “what the hell are you doing down there?” And I said “NOOOOTHIIIIIIING!”

The event continued. More slowly. More gently. 30 seconds later, “WILL YOU STOP IT?!?!?”

I paused.

I resumed. More gently. More yelling ensued.

No amount of slowness or gentleness mattered the trailer was like the web of a spider. The merest breath would trigger the monster.

I think at that point I decided to sleep outside. The beast within would not be denied.

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