Submitted by Tsarofcocaine t3_1143w0k in tifu
Zikkan1 t1_j8vmxbx wrote
Reply to comment by Atiggerx33 in TIFU by putting tea tree oil on my pussy by Tsarofcocaine
I'm a dude but I have never misjudged the size of my own ass when wiping. I can't even fathom how that would happen, it's your own body. I can understand if you are drunk out of your mind but a sober person should not misjudge the position of their asshole.
diamondthedegu1 t1_j8wf91w wrote
I'm a woman but I have no fucking idea what she's going on about.
I'm pretty confident that I have never smeared faeces onto my own labia. Like you, I don't even understand how that would happen. That should be the kind of mistake you make only once 😐
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KatiePotatie1986 t1_j8vqrzm wrote
I agree that the whole thing is just bizarre. Accidentally wiping backwards? Does she have muscle spasms or something? I'm so confused
inanecontribution t1_j8x0jxa wrote
Look up "poor proprioception". It's a thing.
romaraahallow t1_j8xn622 wrote
Life comes at you fast man. Shit happens, literally. Good for you for never being distracted or whatever.
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