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Atiggerx33 t1_j8vhewm wrote

Reply to comment by cakethedog in TIFU by putting tea tree oil on my pussy by Tsarofcocaine

We pee out of that area and poop comes from nearby, any woman claiming that poop has literally never touched her labia is lying. We really try to avoid it, it can cause infections when contact is made, but no honest woman can say it hasn't happened.

Just as nobody can claim they've never gotten a bit of shit on their hand wiping. It's not a frequent event, the toilet paper tears or your hand slips and suddenly your knuckle is befouled. You are disgusted and wash extra thoroughly and move on with your life.

Edit: I thought based on my comment it was clear that getting poop by the vagina was not a normal daily thing but rather a rare occurrence. I should have been more clear, if a woman is wearing underwear and shits herself that shit is likely going to touch her labia. It happens, hopefully not often, but it happens. Or sometimes while moving my hand to the front-to-back wipe position my hand slips and I accidentally wipe back-to-front a bit... idk maybe like twice a year that'll happen? Maybe I'm just uncoordinated though.

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kbbqdogs t1_j8vk16x wrote

are you saying you’re wiping back to front and that’s why you get shit on your labia 🤣🤣

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Atiggerx33 t1_j8vkusd wrote

No, I'm saying that once in a rare while I misjudge the size of my own ass and as I reach behind myself to get my hand into the front-to-back wipe position I accidentally brush the paper against myself and end up wiping a small amount towards my labia.

I can promise you that it's not an intentional thing and isn't a frequent happening. And results in me washing myself with soap and water ASAP.

Can you honestly say your hand hasn't slipped even once in your entire life? Or that you never shat yourself in which case it kinda gets everywhere?

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CrimsonMana t1_j8yeos5 wrote

I'm absolutely baffled here. You're saying you reach behind and bring your hand way past your ass to your front and wipe from that position to your ass? How do you get any crap on your front at all in that case? The toilet roll would be clean, wouldn't it? Are you moving the toilet paper back and forth wiping or something? Or are you using the same part of the toilet paper for multiple wipes? I certainly don't do that because I don't trust the toilet paper to hold together for such a large wiping motion like that and I dont expect a second wipe to achieve anything if I've already wiped with that sheet already. I give a very firm single swipe. Always with two sheets folded, for that extra safety. I will also get an extra swipe with an additional final fold before I grab the next two sheets. Never do I wipe with the same part more than once, and never do I backtrace my wipe path.

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Zikkan1 t1_j8vmxbx wrote

I'm a dude but I have never misjudged the size of my own ass when wiping. I can't even fathom how that would happen, it's your own body. I can understand if you are drunk out of your mind but a sober person should not misjudge the position of their asshole.

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diamondthedegu1 t1_j8wf91w wrote

I'm a woman but I have no fucking idea what she's going on about.

I'm pretty confident that I have never smeared faeces onto my own labia. Like you, I don't even understand how that would happen. That should be the kind of mistake you make only once 😐

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KatiePotatie1986 t1_j8vqrzm wrote

I agree that the whole thing is just bizarre. Accidentally wiping backwards? Does she have muscle spasms or something? I'm so confused

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romaraahallow t1_j8xn622 wrote

Life comes at you fast man. Shit happens, literally. Good for you for never being distracted or whatever.

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zsebibaba t1_j8vk689 wrote

wow are you even a woman? or you wipe with a very very bad method.

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Atiggerx33 t1_j8vlz91 wrote

I wipe front-to-back, but I'm not gonna pretend that never once in my entire life has my hand slipped or that I've never shat myself. It's not a daily occurrence by any means, but a rare unfortunate incident.

Edit: people really gonna downvote the fact that if you have diarrhea and shit yourself that the shit doesn't politely keep it's distance?

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[deleted] t1_j8xpsq1 wrote

Shat yourself? I don’t think I ever shat myself since I was potty trained.

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Wubbalubbadubbitydo t1_j8xw6u7 wrote

I mean lucky you that you don’t have GI issues. For some of us that does occasional happen and it’s not really in our control 🤷🏼‍♀️

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Atiggerx33 t1_j8y1rpb wrote

It's not a routine thing. I'm 30 and it's only happened once. I had a bad stomach flu and sneezed. I'd had no cramping, no pressure, absolutely no indication that I had to use the bathroom. And then... yeah.

And when it happens it unfortunately doesn't politely keep it's distance.

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soayherder t1_j8zhz6e wrote

Let's not even talk about the things that can happen during and after pregnancy. One becomes ... resigned to mishaps of whichever kind.

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Swedenesebishhh69 t1_j8wzke9 wrote

it might be your diet if your shitting on yourself. its really not normal

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headwolf t1_j8xc66k wrote

No one is saying it's normal here? Accidents do happen due to illness/food poisoning/some other reason.

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Atiggerx33 t1_j8y0uv5 wrote

Yeah, it happened once when I had the stomach flu and sneezed. I expect it won't be the last time something like that ever happens. I'm not shitting myself on the daily.

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romaraahallow t1_j8xneqa wrote

Everyone's gut is different.

It doesn't matter what my girlfriend eats, her shits are diarrhea level always. She's been seeing doctors for years, with no clue why.

Maybe it's not normal, but it happens.

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BowzersMom t1_j8wyjkj wrote

We were all infants in diapers, once. But I haven’t shit myself since I was a child. I have fumbled the toilet paper on rare occasion, adjusting for a second pass. But it’s much more like “eek! The tissue touched me!” And not “aww man, shit all over my labia again??”

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