OMFG. There are no words for how much empathy I have for your poor vag. I’ve only put that horror juice on my regular skin and never on my hoo-ha. So I can’t even imagine what that would be like, but I know without a doubt that you have suffered immensely, and I am deeply sorry. I now fear that Gwynneth Paltrow & her Goopy minions are going to do something hideous with this tale of woe.