This would have came out sooner or later. Guess you just found out she isn't the right fit for you.

No TIFU if you ask me

Who the fk goes to look for browser history of another human being while they are watching? Not only not TIFU but you were set up.

Yeah I had gotten a little angry at her for looking instead of searching her video but I don’t think I was set up nobody else knew

What I meant is she was gonna do that and find whatever there and make a big deal of it in religious context. Christian fundamentalists do that. Even if you had only pink unicorns in history, believe you me.

Okay I understand now. Thanks for the reply

I find people with a healthy attitude towards sexuality and religious extremists don't always make the best SO's for the other.

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Thing about sin, if you believe in Jesus, is that we are all sinners. Jesus died to forgive those sins. Does she figure the mad lad just hopped up on the cross because the world isn't full of sinners? My man Jesus also had some good lessons about people in glass houses no tossing rocks around. She's a sinner too, since again, we all are, by Christian standards.

Anyway, idk what lesbian corn is, but that girl is dumber than a post.

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You’ve dodged a bullet, don’t walk, run

Did you ever tell her that you liked her because her look is kind of masculine? Because somehow I don't think that's a sentiment she'd approve of either.

Is she "bad" for making fun of your porn use? I mean it's kind of dickish, but I'm not sure what else you expected from uppity church folk.

Its a sin to watch corn porn now? Gotta strike that off my list now

Is lesbian corn used to make lesbian bread?

OP is probably a contributor over at r/cornhub

Am I the only one who googled “what is corn Twitter?”

I am lost. And without corn. 🌽

This is corny.

Are you “corn kid” by any chance?

Is the word porn banned or something? That hurt to read. Also who uses browser twitter on a phone? And why did she use your device and not hers? Something here doesn't add up

Bro... idk why you thought you needed to change porn to corn, but if you were worried then just type it like "p*rn" ... because this whole post looks dumb as hell now.

Time for a new crush, she has weaponized her faith against you. She went into your history without your permission, then judged you for something that should be private information. This is a major consent violation, and she will likely continue to do them so that she feels vindicated for whatever fucked up shit is going on in her head.

I hope you see that as the big red flag that it is. She is also probably homophobic since she judged your lesbian corn and didn't bother to clarify if it was the corn or the lesbian content. Just because she isn't vocal doesnt mean she isnt homophobic

This is corny, I'm amaized that you didn't tell her sooner