Damn, dude, that sucks. I feel for you, man. But hey, maybe she wasn’t the one for you. If she can’t deal with your shit, literally, then she’s not worth your time. You need someone who will love you and your massive turds, or at least not break up with you over them. Next time, though, maybe check the water before you drop a bomb, or at least give her a heads up or something. I hope you find someone who can look beyond your brown mistakes and love you for you. Hang in there, buddy.