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OhItsJustAPony t1_j8jtrod wrote on February 14, 2023 at 8:55 PM

The poop knife did it for me. You seem to be knowledgeable in this department. Which knife, pray tell, is best for fecal slicing?

Random_Guy_47 t1_j8kif60 wrote on February 14, 2023 at 11:42 PM

Not sure if jokey question or if you haven't heard the legendary story of the poop knife.

OhItsJustAPony t1_j8lni24 wrote on February 15, 2023 at 5:22 AM

u/LearnedButt never defined what type of knife was the best poop knife either. I need to know this so I can cut my logs into more manageable nuggets.

HeywoodPeace t1_j8mhbv7 wrote on February 15, 2023 at 11:56 AM

Poop knife, eh? And here I've been using the plunger handle

[deleted] t1_j8ln08m wrote on February 15, 2023 at 5:17 AM

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sykojaz t1_j8kcbsg wrote on February 14, 2023 at 10:58 PM

It's time for the Poop Lord of the Rings Arwen Sword Replica ™

[deleted] t1_j8lmvv4 wrote on February 15, 2023 at 5:15 AM

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LadyManchineel t1_j8l35aj wrote on February 15, 2023 at 2:23 AM

https://www.reddit.com/r/MuseumOfReddit/comments/ke8skw/the_poop_knife/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf

Franklin2543 t1_j8k87o1 wrote on February 14, 2023 at 10:29 PM

Apparently no cover water, and was like that for a bit, so I’m thinking the bread knife might be the way to go in this instance.

tuttipazzo t1_j8kkq2f wrote on February 14, 2023 at 11:59 PM

Throw away chopsticks work really well.

Derpasaurus_mex t1_j8lmadn wrote on February 15, 2023 at 5:09 AM

I don’t know how it happened but I misread this as “which is the best tactical poop knife”