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[deleted] OP t1_j9hli1s wrote
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mickdeb t1_j9hll9l wrote
Did you know that you also have to clean it ? You know because both shits are obvious af
PM_ME_UR_DICK_GIF t1_j9hltvl wrote
My kid is uncut and he pees 1 straight stream. Same as hubby. Not all Wieners are equal.
Marcusbay8u t1_j9hm6uv wrote
Foreskin doesn't make me pee messe.
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mickdeb t1_j9ho9yl wrote
I am relieved to read this
maxABC t1_j9hr6m7 wrote
Huhhh… I don’t think it’s an abnormal thing, not pulling it back when you pee?
PM_ME_UR_DICK_GIF t1_j9hrmyw wrote
Every dick is different, that's just how it is
Milnoc t1_j9hsbxj wrote
Get a few piercings down there, and you can have a few permanent streams! 😁
bscull3 t1_j9ht7kk wrote
It's official I'm getting my kid cut
Mindless_Archer_6410 t1_j9hu4e3 wrote
26 year old virgin* discovers foreskin.
okijhnub t1_j9huyx6 wrote
Straight up faucet
HokieNerd t1_j9hv28z wrote
I see what you did there.
pezmaker t1_j9hy7xb wrote
Right? I've tried the ole roll-it-back method many a time but I always go back to not. I don't know which way that super soaker over pumped stream is going, that's dangerous. Plus the final drips always come back to you. Who wants that?
Prinzka t1_j9i0ki7 wrote
Tf. Your bathroom must look like a crime scene.
Even if you sit down, if you don't pull it back it's going to go everywhere.
When you come back from the bathroom at the bar do all your friends point and giggle?
Alternative-Iron t1_j9i0yh7 wrote
You have to lift your arms to clean your armpits, gonna lop those off as well to save him the hassle?
No_Love_1353 t1_j9i1rm4 wrote
Well at least that was the only issue with the foreskin…
Low-Effort-Poster t1_j9i2m2t wrote
WHAT?? HOLD ON IM DOING AN EXPERIMENT
BackWaterBill t1_j9i2ugb wrote
Usually when I nut and fall asleep, I figure it's a bit of cum drying and sticking the urethra closed but I'm not a dick doctor so what I know?
BackWaterBill t1_j9i330o wrote
Okay, but how the fuck would you know?
Oh.
BackWaterBill t1_j9i36lx wrote
Yeah, like at least it wasn't bleeding and cracked.
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furburgerstien t1_j9i473c wrote
It always amazes me how long a dude can just go on in life without doing a bit of testing down there. Now i get why people were like... ya just cut it off im tired of explaining how to use it to grown men...glad you figured it out though.
BLarson31 t1_j9i48af wrote
Username checks out
pmaurant t1_j9iczlm wrote
My urologist told me about a guy in his 30s came in with penile cancer. His mother was single and he didn’t have a father to tell him to pull his foreskin back when he pees and to keep it clean.
PM_ME_UR_DICK_GIF t1_j9iibyy wrote
Besides personal exp cause of a huge family, it's in articles about potty training boys.
PM_ME_UR_DICK_GIF t1_j9iij55 wrote
r/labybonergw 🫣
L0WEffort t1_j9iy6hw wrote
Copy and paste but change it up a bit
maxABC t1_j9jf1di wrote
Lol it just comes out like a steady tap. If I pull it back if goes intense power washer mode. That’s when it goes everywhere.
Prinzka t1_j9jtxc0 wrote
Dude, something's wrong with your dick
maxABC t1_j9k4bad wrote
Nah im pretty confident it’s a normal thing to do bro
Prinzka t1_j9k69qq wrote
To not pull your foreskin back while peeing?
You think that's a normal thing to do?
Not unless you're 2 years old.
BackWaterBill t1_j9kb49m wrote
Look at your username dumbass
maxABC t1_j9mgng8 wrote
Why does me peeing in a straight line mean something is wrong with my dick
AlexJonesInDisguise t1_j9hl4ih wrote
Even being circumsized it sometimes still comes out in 2 streams